I have NO IDEA what Kisey Koochie actually is, but, y'know...I could venture a guess. I'd like to think I know what kissing is. I mean, I may not be the world's leading expert or anything, but I've heard of it (*shrug shrug*).As for Koochy, I don't know if this is common elsewhere in the English speaking world, but The-Guy-Who-Knows-A-Song-About-A-Chicken uses the word interchangeably with "bukeylukey", "va-jay-jay" and "hoo-ha."
OKAY! So I'm the one who uses "bukeylukey" and I only offered him "hoo-ha" as an alternative word. I've never heard him use "vah-jay-jay" in conversation. I just stuck that in there for reference.
But vocabulary lessons are not the point. The point is, my school actually sent teachers to a workshop that included learning about "Kisey Koochy," whatever that may be.
Unfortunately, I did not attend the Kisey Koochie workshop and only looked over the materials later in the day. So I never found out EXACTLY what Kisey Koochie entails and the two teachers who attended apparently were only paying attention to whatever it was they were supposed to be paying attention to. I've gotta make sure my friends are paying closer attention to life's absurdities...
Meanwhile, I hate to think what kind of google searches I'm going to be getting now. Welcome all you perverts!! I'd tell you to pull up a chair, but you probably didn't find what you expected anyway...
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I would think it's a combination of kissing and pinching your significant other's (upper) cheek. As in "koochy koochy koochy"?
So I'm way off most likely, but at least you have one male reader who didn't automatically derive something naughty. (Though your...er, synonyms made me laugh so much I can't even work a Pavement jab into this response. Way to intercept!)
Aw, even teachers need lovin' !
Va-jay-jay is fuinniest when Oprah says it. "My va-jay-jay is painin' "
Go Oprah. (and please, tell me you've seen that clip)
Why don't you find the "Sunday morning exercise chart" like it says? the answer should be there right? just imagine what people might think whoopie pie means if they don't know :)
Just tell the man who knows a song about a chicken that he has to do it on the schedule, for his own health. It's a...a...it's a fitness thing.
um, you must find out what they meant by that - I'm intrigued!
Apparently, Google doesn't know, or is too embarrassed to find out, what Kisey Koochie is either. But, at first blush, it leads to to think of the phrase "not tonight dear, the Koochie is a little too Kisey for that".
Rock-n-roll Kisey Koochy hoochy coo!
jeffrey thames [king of grief] - Yes, let's just leave the perversion to the female gender, shall we?!?! :-) :-) :-)
Ingrid - I understand Oprah has accomplished a great deal in her lifetime and all AND she has one of my very favorite books of all time on her reading list (The Poisonwood Bible) so I have all kinds of respect for her and stuff, but I've never actually seen more than a glance of her show. I've seen Jay Leno, does that count? :-0 :-0 :-0
Beth - Yeah, I'll have to look for that exercise thing. :-)
Christine - Yeah that guy is all kinds of fitness...
Alf - I tried, I'm tellin' ya!!!!! I carefully pointed it out to the teachers who had actually attended and...they had NUTTIN'!
Uncle Bernie - Yeah, I don't think I had any better luck trying to get google to shed some light.
Roger - :-)
I can't believe you missed the Kisey Koochy workshop! LOL
Noelia - Can't believe I missed that one either!
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