Stuff You Didn't Know You Needed from Amazon

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I was shopping on Amazon for Banana Flour (which is quite yummy and makes a very nice gluten free coating) when I came upon cricket flour and tiger nuts.  It kind of made me wonder what other kind of weird stuff was on Amazon.

I know, for sure for sure somebody's going to tell me that Cricket Flour is a healthy staple and they enjoy it tremendously. But still...to me, all these products are kind of funny:

100% Cricket Flour

They say soon we'll all be eating a steady diet of bugs.  I guess we can get started with ease now.

And as if that weren't enough, I also happened upon Tiger Nuts.  Because.  Everyone eats Tiger Nuts.



TIGER NUTS - Supreme Peeled12 oz

This has been on my wish list forever.  Because, I mean...who knew?



Unicorns Are Jerks: a coloring book exposing the cold, hard, sparkly truth

Since I'm already on the topic of unicorns:





And who wouldn't want to chase unicorn meat with some Zombie Jerky?


We actually already own these Bacon Band-aids

And these "Large Pickle Shaped Adhesive Bandages "


Because our household is just bizarre that way. Or fun loving, one or the other.


This one might actually be good for nine year old boys who are reluctant bathers.  Maybe they'd get extra clean:



Fun Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

Anyway, that's about all the Amazon scouring I can manage for one day, but there's just so MUCH for sale!  Got any silly Amazon favorites?