95% of parenting is resisting the urge to say "See, I told you not to do that"
— Father With Twins (@FatherWithTwins) July 28, 2015
@JohnFugelsang 50% of parenting is saying Why is there no milk? Didn't I just buy a gallon? Insert wine for milk to get the other 50%
— Sheila Fadrosh (@SFadrosh) May 4, 2015
70% of parenting toddlers is laying in bed & playing videos for them on your phone so you can sleep for 15 more minutes.
— Mamatoga (@Mamatoga) August 1, 2015
90% of parenting is asking kids if they need to pee, and then questioning their answer.
— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) June 17, 2015
90% of parenting in the modern world is sitting on the toilet with your smartphone for as long as you possibly can.
— Ben Has Issues (@BenCapraro) April 27, 2015
60% of parenting is just getting your kid more cheddar bunnies.
— Aubrey Hirsch (@aubreyhirsch) July 25, 2015
90% of shopping with children is saying, "Hey, don't touch that!" The other 10% is paying for things they broke. #parenting
— Kharis Courtney (@khariscourtney) August 4, 2015
Not even two years and I've already realized parenting is 50% saying, "No!"... & 50% saying, "Fine! Go ahead! I don't even care anymore!"
— Brian Blatnicki (@BrianBlatnicki) July 22, 2015
Parenting is 40% shouting, 50% being shouted at, and 60% being too fuckin exhausted to add up
— Token Geezer (@Token_Geezer) July 16, 2015
Perhaps 60 percent of parenting is me yelling "PUT ON YOUR PANTS" at steadily increasing decibel intervals
— Amy Rogers Nazarov (@WordKitchenDC) July 13, 2015
90% of parenting is having someone cough in your face
— Katie Burch (@_KatieBurch) August 4, 2015
And sixty two percent math.
1 comment:
That is too funny!
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