Fresh New Ideas for Keeping Your Home Uninhabitable - Get 'Em While They're Hot off the Non-Serviceable Stove!

You know what makes an awesome plaything early on a Saturday morning? A gas stove. 

Otherwise known as "That time my partner in crime came home from a business trip, stopped off to care for his 94 year old mother, and then dove right into the kitchen renovations."

For the throngs of people clamoring to know if we have gotten out from under the massive mountains of staph induced laundry, the answer is...no.

We just decided to coat it all with a layer of sawdust.

Happy weekend all!