I was shopping on Amazon for Banana Flour (which is quite yummy and makes a very nice gluten free coating) when I came upon cricket flour and tiger nuts. It kind of made me wonder what other kind of weird stuff was on Amazon.
100% Cricket Flour
They say soon we'll all be eating a steady diet of bugs. I guess we can get started with ease now.
And as if that weren't enough, I also happened upon Tiger Nuts. Because. Everyone eats Tiger Nuts.
TIGER NUTS - Supreme Peeled12 oz
This has been on my wish list forever. Because, I mean...who knew?
Unicorns Are Jerks: a coloring book exposing the cold, hard, sparkly truth
Since I'm already on the topic of unicorns:
And who wouldn't want to chase unicorn meat with some Zombie Jerky?
We actually already own these Bacon Band-aids
And these "Large Pickle Shaped Adhesive Bandages "
Because our household is just bizarre that way. Or fun loving, one or the other.
This one might actually be good for nine year old boys who are reluctant bathers. Maybe they'd get extra clean:
Fun Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
Anyway, that's about all the Amazon scouring I can manage for one day, but there's just so MUCH for sale! Got any silly Amazon favorites?
Hilarious! Now I need the unicorns are jerks!!!
ReplyDeleteHah! I've spent a lot of time on Amazon but obviously I need to spend more because there are so many gems on there!
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